Chapter 1

• Innay, Lebyasd, Nahods!
• Yppah yad ot uoy!
• Pagnil alap.
  
  
• Once upon a time,
• There was a lil child named Jan Bull Hahn.
• It was a very strange child.
• It did strange stuff like blinking excessively, being afraid of nighttime, crying whenever something fell to the ground, and getting into depression whenever it heard a "crunch" sound.
• Because Jan Bull Hahn was afraid of these things, it decided to live in the ocean with the lantern-fish deep in the ocean.
• You see, since Jan Bull Hahn blinked excessively, it didn't have a problem with seeing in the ocean.
• Deep in the ocean, Jan Bull couldn't tell if it was day or night.
• It couldn't really hear when things fell to the ground, but if ever it did, the tears helped to lubricate its eyes. It was still better than hearing or seeing things fall to the ground on land.
• The only problem was the "crunch" sound whenever the lantern-fish would eat something.
• And so Jan Bull was always in severe depression.
  These were the days of Jan Bull Hahn.