Chapter 4

• Jan Bull soon grew tired of Ariel.
• She was too happy. Too curious. Too fish-like.
• He didn't know how to get rid of her. But the problem was, he didn't know HOW to get rid of her. He feared that he might be stuck with a pretty and cheerful and rich princess forever. Every time he saw her cheery face he wanted to die.
• Finally, when he was so fed up with having someone who "cared" , he punched her.
• Jan Bull Hahn Sebastian PUNCHED. ARIEL.
• Jan hoped that would be the end of that, but unfortunately, punches in the water aren't quite as effective as they are on land, and so Ariel wasn't hurt at all. She thought he was just having some kind of weird reflex or something.
• Poor Jan Bull.
• I think the problem with Jan Bull was that he didn't know how to make very many facial expressions.
• He only knew how to cry and to grimace, which Ariel called, "smiling".
• Other than that, Jan Bull's face was always the same. Always expressionless and empty.
• And his life stayed miserable until he learned about the power of sticking out your tongue at princesses.
• And that's just what he did.
• And finally, he got dumped.
• Ariel cried very hard.
• When she left, Jan Bull prepared himself for the feeling which is called, "happy".
• But for some reason, "happy" never came.
• Jan Bull couldn't describe how he felt. He looked around at him to try to find something that could explain how he felt. And he found it. Jan Bull felt like fish dung.
• He found a dead clam. He felt "rotten".
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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